Friday, 25 May 2018

Do you miss your girlfriend?

When you are in a long-term relationship and living together, you do not realise how much you get used to being with your partner.

You wake up, go to work, do your errands, go to the gym, etc.. and come home to her, eat your food, watch tv, talk a little and go to bed.

Busy life for sure but you are addicted to her being there with you. Next to you. Same room, Sleeping in the same bed. It adds up. Adds up so much you understand how important her being there. Close to you. Next to you.

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Wednesday, 16 May 2018

Hipster jokes from east London

My poetry bring all the hipsters to the yard and they're like "How Avant-garde" 

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to hear it, will a hipster buy the soundtrack? 

Dear Hipster, Jesus loved you before you were cool. 

If a hipster does something but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen? 

I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir. 

Dear Hipster, no matter how cool you think you're making it look...It's still alcoholism 

Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically. 

I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first. 

So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it. 

What came first the hipster or the mainstream? 

Push a hipster down the stairs, ....now look whose tumbling. 

Hipsters wear jackets in the summer before it's cool. 

Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream. 

Do I look fat in this dress?

A- Hey babes,
B-Hey Darling
A- Do I look fat in this dress?
B- No baby
A-Are you sure?
B-Yes baby
A-But you said you like my big ass
B-Yes baby.
A- You think that I am fat???!!!
B- No baby
A- So you think my ass is not sexy???!!
B- No baby.
A- So you say my ass is fat  that means I am fat!!
B- No baby
A- so you calling me fat???!!
B- No baby
A- You don't love me anymore.. go to hell!!!!
B- Baby????

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Friday, 4 May 2018

Trust in Relationship

Yes, you can. If you want to.

Any doubts in a relationship mean two things. Communication problem or not trusting your partner from the beginning.

Beginning of the relationship is always being the most important decision period. If there is an issue, suspicion, attitude problem, habits that you don't like then sort it or move on before things get serious. If you don't then you carry all these problems with a snowball effect.

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