Do you now Boris Johnson?

As a Turkish person who lives in London I always come across same questions from my English friends. 

“Where is the best kebab in London? “ 

“Can you tell me where I can find the best lahmacun?” 

“Is the newly open Turkish hammam any good ?” 

“I need a gun, Can you get it for me from the Turkish Mafia?” etc.. 

I don’t recall myself asking where is the best fish & chips ? Where can I eat delicious shepherds pie? Or do you now Boris Johnson? Peh..